March 2012
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February 2012
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Nice girls don't get songs written about them.
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iceybluesmile asked: Sorry for reblogging + liking just about everything on your blog, but it's pretty much the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life :D
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Talk dirty to me.
“Okay.”
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How'd you manage to stab yourself in the back?
How’d you get your arms to bend back like that?
So I have this friend...
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So I have this friend. Her name is Kortney. She has boobs. Two, to be exact. I’m pretty adamant about seeing them relatively soon. I hope my aspirations will come true, soon. I have faith.
So I have this friend. His name is Ian. He noticed I had boobs. Apparently, there are two of them. He’s pretty adamant about seeing them. His hopes will never come true, ever. I...
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I think about the Zombie Apocalypse way too often.