February 2012
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iceybluesmile asked: Sorry for reblogging + liking just about everything on your blog, but it's pretty much the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life :D
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Talk dirty to me.
“Okay.”
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Spitters are quitters.
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How'd you manage to stab yourself in the back?
How’d you get your arms to bend back like that?
So I have this friend...
longlegslongerdays:
So I have this friend. Her name is Kortney. She has boobs. Two, to be exact. I’m pretty adamant about seeing them relatively soon. I hope my aspirations will come true, soon. I have faith.
So I have this friend. His name is Ian. He noticed I had boobs. Apparently, there are two of them. He’s pretty adamant about seeing them. His hopes will never come true, ever. I...
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I think about the Zombie Apocalypse way too often.
January 2012
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The Limousines - Very Busy People
We’ll end up numb from playing video games
And we’ll get sick of having sex
And we’ll get fat from eating candy
As we drink ourselves to death
We’ll stay up late making mix tapes
Photo-shopping pictures of ourselves
While we masturbate to these pixelated
Videos of strangers fucking themselves
We are very busy people
We are very busy people
There’s crusty...
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The tragedy of this world is that no one is happy,
whether stuck in a time of pain or of joy.
The tragedy of this world is that everyone is alone.
For a life in the past cannot be shared with the present.
Each person who gets stuck in time gets stuck alone.
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sekoshi asked: heeeey guess who found your tumblr by going through the Elijah Wood tag HEE HEE HEE.
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Guess who I just met.
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"We're going to have a guest at some point during...
I wonder fucking who.
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The only bad thing about owning two copies of 'The...
is putting your ticket to see Elijah Wood in one for safe keeping, then sending a copy to your friend in a different state so they can read it.
Only you send them the one with your ticket in it.
And it’s happening tomorrow.
GAAAHHH.
Dare Battle.
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snowcones:
Ugh, I challenged my friend Mikel to a drinking battle because my friend needs to get rid of 4 2-liter bottles of Pepsi and I figured this would be fun.
Winner is the person who drinks the most.
And whoever loses has to do a dare.
And we started like 5 minutes ago, and my 2-liter is about 1/4 down, as is his.
And now we both regret the challenge.
But I swear I will...
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Dare Battle.
Ugh, I challenged my friend Mikel to a drinking battle because my friend needs to get rid of 4 2-liter bottles of Pepsi and I figured this would be fun.
Winner is the person who drinks the most.
And whoever loses has to do a dare.
And we started like 5 minutes ago, and my 2-liter is about 1/4 down, as is his.
And now we both regret the challenge.
But I swear I will win.
Or I’ll...
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So the bookstore guy said he heard that John Green...
That they were counterfeit and that his brother helped him.
I laughed in his face and then corrected him.
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NERDFIGHTERS, HELP ME UNDERSTAND.
Can you please help me understand this.
I’ve been battling this internally forever meow, and it’s making me THE ANGRIEST BOY.
THE HAND SIGN.
I thought it was with thumbs out, even on the DFTBA site there’s a picture of it with the thumbs out. ((Here))
And then I researched it more, and had found this answer:
Q. Where did the nerd fighters hand sign come from?
A.The Short...
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Just finished 'The Fault in Our Stars'
I didn’t cry or anything ((because I’m made out of man)) but this story will always be with me.
Thank you, John Green.
I have no doubt you’ve left your scar.