February 2012
23 posts
Feb 23rd
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Feb 21st
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iceybluesmile asked: Sorry for reblogging + liking just about everything on your blog, but it's pretty much the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life :D
Feb 21st
Feb 21st
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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Talk dirty to me.
“Okay.”
Feb 13th
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Feb 11th
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Spitters are quitters.
Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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How'd you manage to stab yourself in the back?
How’d you get your arms to bend back like that?
Feb 7th
Feb 5th
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Feb 3rd
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So I have this friend...
longlegslongerdays: So I have this friend. Her name is Kortney. She has boobs. Two, to be exact. I’m pretty adamant about seeing them relatively soon. I hope my aspirations will come true, soon. I have faith. So I have this friend. His name is Ian. He noticed I had boobs. Apparently, there are two of them. He’s pretty adamant about seeing them. His hopes will never come true, ever. I...
Feb 2nd
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I think about the Zombie Apocalypse way too often.
Feb 1st
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January 2012
58 posts
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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The Limousines - Very Busy People
We’ll end up numb from playing video games  And we’ll get sick of having sex  And we’ll get fat from eating candy As we drink ourselves to death We’ll stay up late making mix tapes Photo-shopping pictures of ourselves While we masturbate to these pixelated Videos of strangers fucking themselves We are very busy people We are very busy people There’s crusty...
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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The tragedy of this world is that no one is happy, whether stuck in a time of pain or of joy. The tragedy of this world is that everyone is alone. For a life in the past cannot be shared with the present.   Each person who gets stuck in time gets stuck alone.
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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sekoshi asked: heeeey guess who found your tumblr by going through the Elijah Wood tag HEE HEE HEE.
Jan 23rd
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Guess who I just met.
Jan 23rd
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"We're going to have a guest at some point during...
I wonder fucking who.
Jan 23rd
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The only bad thing about owning two copies of 'The...
is putting your ticket to see Elijah Wood in one for safe keeping, then sending a copy to your friend in a different state so they can read it. Only you send them the one with your ticket in it. And it’s happening tomorrow. GAAAHHH.
Jan 23rd
Jan 22nd
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Dare Battle.
distairify: snowcones: Ugh, I challenged my friend Mikel to a drinking battle because my friend needs to get rid of 4 2-liter bottles of Pepsi and I figured this would be fun. Winner is the person who drinks the most. And whoever loses has to do a dare. And we started like 5 minutes ago, and my 2-liter is about 1/4 down, as is his. And now we both regret the challenge. But I swear I will...
Jan 22nd
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Dare Battle.
Ugh, I challenged my friend Mikel to a drinking battle because my friend needs to get rid of 4 2-liter bottles of Pepsi and I figured this would be fun. Winner is the person who drinks the most. And whoever loses has to do a dare. And we started like 5 minutes ago, and my 2-liter is about 1/4 down, as is his. And now we both regret the challenge. But I swear I will win. Or I’ll...
Jan 22nd
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So the bookstore guy said he heard that John Green...
That they were counterfeit and that his brother helped him. I laughed in his face and then corrected him.
Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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NERDFIGHTERS, HELP ME UNDERSTAND.
Can you please help me understand this. I’ve been battling this internally forever meow, and it’s making me THE ANGRIEST BOY. THE HAND SIGN. I thought it was with thumbs out, even on the DFTBA site there’s a picture of it with the thumbs out. ((Here)) And then I researched it more, and had found this answer:  Q. Where did the nerd fighters hand sign come from? A.The Short...
Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Just finished 'The Fault in Our Stars'
I didn’t cry or anything ((because I’m made out of man)) but this story will always be with me. Thank you, John Green. I have no doubt you’ve left your scar.
Jan 18th